Nom, Nom: Friday Frictioneers

Photo credit @David Stewart

Photo credit @David Stewart


Sensible shoes and a rather bland appearance made Sara the perfect courier. Strolling past the fence with forced yet stellar nonchalance, Sara pulled the letter out of her pocket discretely and smoothed the creases. She took a final whiff, the perfume had been her brilliant idea, and wedged it in the crack exactly as instructed. The rusty gate let out a satisfying groan and the deed was done.

Little did she know, garden gnomes are partial to Chanel. She watched in horror as the secret missive disappeared down the imps throat.

Sensible Sara was no longer the perfect courier.

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Photo credit @HGTVgardens.com

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37 responses to “Nom, Nom: Friday Frictioneers

  1. You can’t win with those garden gnomes. Funny twist at the end there!

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  2. Dear Tracey,

    Now I’ll know never to leave a note on a gate where garden gnomes are present. Well done.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  3. Obviously Sara missed the training session on gnomes. Fun story with an enjoyable twist.

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  4. Almost anything can come to life here at Friday Fictioneers’ Corner – including your imagination. Well done. 🙂

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  5. Uh-oh. I’m guessing she used used Chanel on herself as well that morning? Great story!

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  6. I never knew that about gnomes! I’m going to have to be more careful 😉 Great story!

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  7. That is very valuable knowledge if you want to catch a gnome. Bait with Chanel and Bingo. What an imaginative and funny story.

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  8. Wow, foiled when least expected. And she would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those meddling gnomes. 🙂 Love the title too.
    -David

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  9. Right? She tried to sweeten the deal too!

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  10. LOL. She thought she’d succeeded. Blast those gnomes and they look so innocent too.

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  11. That’s why girls in high heels make the best couriers.

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  12. Ah, love this. This is funny because I thought about a letter with this prompt, too, before deciding on my story. I like your perfume angle. Those gnomes are not to be trusted!

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  13. Doggone paper eating gnomes. Maybe they need a Coke to go without. 😄

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  14. A totally unexpected twist from you Tracey! Love it. This is wry and clever, and that ending makes it funny as well. Nice job!

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  15. I’m always learning something new in these stories. I never knew garden gnomes liked perfume. If I ever want to leave a note in a gate, I’ll check for gnomes first. Cute story, Tracey. Well done. 🙂 — Suzanne

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  16. Now, this is exactly how garden gnomes get a bad rap, people writing things like this! LOL! Cute story! Next time I suggest, “Red Door.”

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